City Mouse (dyvinesweetness) wrote,
City Mouse

Black Sex and the City

Found this old chat between Tari and I about who would be who if our lives was Sex and the City. Craaaaaaackin up 'cause I kept calling "Samantha" the "old broad."

9:33 PM i think my movie of choice for when i win the bet will be sex and the city
 me: still not loving that mess
  but whatever works for y'all
 Atarah: did u even watch the daggone movie?
9:34 PM u are samantha!
 me: no!
  i reFUSE!
  isn't that the old broad??
 Atarah: lol yeah but shes the most fun
  linda is charlotte
  dani is miranda
 me: and which are you heffa? the crooked nose witch?
 Atarah: i am carrie
 me: hmph
 Atarah: yeah lol
9:35 PM she does look like a witch dont she
 me: that nose is tragic
  did miranda have a baby?
 Atarah: she got the wart on her chin too
  yep miranda has a baby
9:36 PM she was the first one of the 4 to have kids
 me: ok well that is accurate lol
 Atarah: my characterizations are spot on
  we should do black sex in the city
 me: i refuse on gp lol
9:37 PM Atarah: and thats part of what makes u miranda lol
 me: i thought i was the old broad
 Atarah: sorry yeah thats who i mean
  lol, she is more than just the "old broad!"
 me: see, you can't even keep these random white women straight!
 me: i'm sorry. that's all she is to me
 Atarah: She is the oldest and most sexually confident of the foursome. Samantha is an independent businesswoman, with a career in public relations. She is confident, strong, outspoken, and calls herself a "try-sexual" (meaning she'll try anything once). One of Samantha's best qualities is her loyalty to her friends. She believes that she has had "hundreds" of soulmates and requires that her sexual partners leave "an hour after I climax."
9:39 PM me: </span>
  that descript is kinda close to me lol
 Atarah: see
  u are samantha!
9:41 PM me: i'm still not claiming that
 Atarah: linda is charlotte: She works in an art gallery and has had a conventional Connecticut upbringing. She is the most optimistic of the group, the one who places the most emphasis on emotional love as opposed to lust, and is a true romantic; always searching for her "knight in shining armor." She scoffs at the lewder, more libertine antics of her friends (primarily Samantha), presenting a more traditional attitude about relationships, usually based around "the rules" of love and dating.
9:42 PM me: LOL Linda would scoff hard at "the rules" but a lot of the rest of that is on point
9:43 PM Atarah: lol yeah see
  the other 2 are toss ups
9:44 PM im more miranda on paper but i dont think we act the same
 me: well Dani get's that one for having a baby
9:45 PM Atarah: lol but look tho
  miranda: She is a career-minded lawyer with extremely cynical views on relationships and men. A Harvard Law School graduate from Philadelphia with two siblings, she is Carrie's best friend, confidante, and voice of reason. In the early seasons, she is portrayed as masculine and borderline misandric, but this image softens over the years, particularly after she becomes pregnant by her on/off boyfriend, Steve Brady, whom she eventually marries.
9:46 PM me: aaah yeah i see the similarities
9:47 PM Atarah: yeah but that aint me tho
9:50 PM me: well none of them are fully any of us

8 minutes
9:58 PM Atarah: no u are fully samantha
  white and 50 years old
  and blonde
9:59 PM me: i hate you with every fiber of my being
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